Week 16 Picks

Atlanta @ (+3.5) Detroit
Joe: DET. Picked the Falcons last week, no need to do it again. Will Megatron break the receiving yards record tonight or next week? He broke the madden curse but not the Lions.
Mike: ATL. The fisappontment in the Motir Ciry continues tonight. Any time the Fskcobs at indoors it must feel like a home game. It's go cool thst I can go my updates FYI. My phone ,.
Final: ATL 31-18. 

Sunday:
NO @ DAL (-3.5)
Joe: DAL. What do the Saints have to play for?
Mike: DAL. Civic pride. Hahaha. Just kidding. You should visit there sometime. It's a horrible city.
Final: NO 34-31.

TEN @ GB (-12.5)
Joe: TEN. These huge lines never seem to work. Sucker bets.
Mike:  TEN. With our luck, the Packers will decline a safety and fail to cover the spread. Or maybe that's something only a Harbaugh would do.
Final: GB 55-7.

IND @ KC (+6.5)
Joe: IND. Maybe at 10 pts I'd consider the chefs.
Mike:  IND. Kansas City controls their future -- in regards to having the #1 draft pick.
Final: IND 20-13.

BUF @ MIA (-4.5)
Joe: BUF. At some point we have to disagree.
Mike:  MIA. True. You're down 7 picks with two weeks to go.
Final: MIA 24-10.

SD @ NYJ (-2.5)
Joe: NYJ. McIlroy Time!!!!!
Mike:  SD. Even Arizona is laughing at the Jets' quarterback problems.
Final: SD 27-17.

WAS @ PHI (+4.5)
Joe: WAS. RGIII sets up a winner take all week 17 matchup w the Cowboys.
Mike:  PHI. Mr T was asked about this game. He said, "I pity the Foles."
Final: WAS 27-20.

CIN @ PIT (-4.5)
Joe: CIN. Yeah like I'd pick the Steelers.
Mike:  CIN. It's not even about our hatred for that team. It's more about them being over the hill and a team in decline. This will be their first of many years with a losing record. It's OVER.
Final: CIN 13-10.

STL @ TB (-3.5)
Joe: TB. I spent minutes thinking about this, passed out a little, and still don't care.
Mike:  TB. The passing out doesn't surprise me. That it took minutes for this pick, that concerns me.
Final: STL 28-13.

OAK @ CAR (-8.5)
Joe: CAR. I wish Terrelle Pryor got to play more. A Pryor/McFadden backfield would be interesting.
Mike:  CAR. And whatever happened to Troy Smith? Too bad he stopped growing as a high school sophomore.
Final: CAR 17-6.

NE @ JAX (+14.5)
Joe: NE. How are there already Tebow to Jacksonville rumors? Is that even legal? I really hope it happens.
Mike:  NE. Not only do I hope it happens, I hope he's successful. I'd love to see the team renamed to the Jacksonville Disciples.
Final: NE 23-16.

MIN @ HOU (-7.5)
Joe: MIN. I love Peterson. Would we still rather have Joe Thomas??
Mike:  MIN. Let's not even start. There are a dozen players like that we could name. I'll always be steamed that the Browns kept trading down and skipped Clay Matthews Jr and ended up with Alex Mack. On another note, look out for the Vikings in the NFC playoffs.
Final: MIN 23-6.

CLE @ DEN (-13.5)
Joe: CLE. Killed all game & a late touchdown to cover.
Mike:  CLE. The Browns will need a long Josh Gordon TD reception and a Travis Benjamin endaround just to keep this game from being embarrassing.
Final: DEN 34-12.

CHI @ AZ (+5.5)
Joe: ARI. Why not??
Mike:  CHI. Now you're just picking games out of desperation. I respect that.
Final: CHI 28-13.

NYG @ BAL (+2.5)
Joe: NYG. Baltimore sucks
Mike:  BAL. Yeah? And? They suck but they're still going to beat the Giants. At least they're another AFC North team that's in demise.
Final: BAL 33-14.

SF @ SEA (+1.5)
Joe: SEA. The Tate No-Catch looms larger every week.
Mike:  SF. Regardless of these huge 50+ point outbursts, I refuse to believe in Seattle.
Final: SEA 42-13.

Mike 9-7, Joe 6-10. Ouch.