Conversely, I'm going to spend no more than 15 minutes putting together my 2015 NFL predictions. That's 15 minutes per reader to this blog.
AFC North: 31-33
Baltimore 9-7
Cincinnati 9-7
Cleveland 7-9
Pittsburgh 6-10
AFC East: 32-32
New England 11-5
Miami 9-7
NY Jets 9-7
Buffalo 3-13
AFC South: 30-34
Indianapolis 11-5
Tennessee 8-8
Houston 8-8
Jacksonville 3-13
AFC West: 35-29
Denver 13-3
San Diego 9-7
Kansas City 7-9
Oakland 6-10
AFC Division Winners: Baltimore, New England, Indianapolis, Denver
AFC Wildcards: Cincinnati, San Diego
AFC Future Contenders: Cleveland, Oakland
AFC Future Cellar Rats: Pittsburgh, Tennessee
AFC Champion: Denver Broncos
NFC North: 34-30
Green Bay 12-4
Minnesota 8-8
Chicago 8-8
Detroit 6-10
NFC East: 34-30
Philadelphia 11-5
Washington 9-7
Dallas 9-7
NY Giants 5-11
NFC South: 29-35
New Orleans 10-6
Carolina 10-6
Atlanta 7-9
Tampa Bay 2-14
NFC West: 31-33
Seattle 13-3
San Francisco 10-6
Arizona 5-11
St Louis 3-13
NFC Division Champions: Green Bay, Philadelphia, New Orleans, Seattle
NFC Wildcards: San Francisco, Carolina
NFC Future Contenders: Washington, Carolina
NFC Future Cellar Rats: NY Giants, Chicago
NFC Champion: Green Bay
Winning teams draw their energy from me. I was born in Florida in 1970 and carried with me from the great beyond a sort of mystical magic, blessing the Dolphins with consecutive Super Bowl appearances, including the 1972 Perfect Season. When I left my roots in Ohio and moved a few miles south, the Kentucky Wildcats won back-to-back championships. Went to Michigan and the Red Wings picked up a couple of Stanley Cups. Moving to Florida brought a trophy to the Tampa Bay Buccanneers. Relocated to Washington and immediately, they get their baseball team back.
If only these amazing powers did a lick of good in Ohio. Even the Buckeyes couldn't win their championship until I left.
So anyway, here I am in Colorado. I think you see where I'm going with this. Your 2014-15 Super Bowl Champion is the Denver Broncos. Which is absolutely terrible.
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