Week 2 - Thursday Night

New York Jets (+12.5) @ New England
Joe: NYJ. I hate the Jets. I hate this pick. I hate more that every Patriot seems to be hurt. I hate most that Patriots TE DUD-feld Sudfeld was shutout last week in fantasy costing me perhaps 2 wins.
Mike: NE. The single most irritating thing from week one was watching Geno Ford Smith standing on the bench on the sidelines, arms raised in victory, nodding his head like he deserved all the credit for the Jets miraculous comeback win. In reality, if not for the mild push out of bounds and the resulting 15 yard penalty, his debut would have been a failure. So go ahead, Geno. Soak it in. You might have two or three more victories to enjoy this year. For tonight, I just can't say no to the points. Pats cover.
FINAL: New England by 3. And my paragraph made no sense. I shouldn't write while distracted at work.